Care Instructions

• Do not give her the keys to her truck.
• Do not pet her.
• Playtime with Caleb is at 8:00pm.
• Her favorite snack is the chicken leg, but if she's especially good she can have a muffin.
• Avert your eyes when you spray her with the hose, she values her privacy.
• Do not try to confiscate her crate opener.
• Do not mention her brother.
• If she gets fired up CLICK HERE. it will soothe her instantly. If you would like to stop soothing her CLICK HERE.
• Do not, under any circumstances, mow the grass.
• Party time must be earned.